Capo 5th Frete. if you dont, then it'll sound like a pile of piss

VERSE1
C                                                 Am7
Post office clerks put up signs saying "position closed"
    C                                                Am7
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
     F                    C          G                  F
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
                              C
And bachelors fone up their friends for a drink
           G                      F
while the married ones turn on a chatshow.
             C              F                 C
And they'll all be lonely tonite and lonely tomorrow.

VERSE 2
C                                                 Am7
Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore
        C                                                    Am7
Now the traffic lights change to stop wher thers nothing to go
       F                      C
And by 5 o clock everythings   dead
      G                   F
And every third car is a cab
                      C
And ignorant people sleep on their backs
         G                        F
Like the doped white mice in the college lab.

CHORUS 1
   C              F
And nothing ever happens
C                     F
   Nothing happens at all
     Am                    F
The needle returns to the start of the song
       G                    F
And we all sing along like before
          G               F
And we'll all be lonely tonite
             C
And lonely tomorrow.


VERSE 3
C                                     G/B      Am7
Telephone exchanges click when theres nobody there
    C
The martians could land in the carpark
                  Am7
And no one would care
   F                          C
The close circuit cameras in department stores
         G                F
Show the same movie every day
                                      C
And the stars of these films neither die or get killed
        G                      F        C/E  Dm  G/B
Just survive constant action replay.

CHORUS 1 AGAIN
THEN
  C                                               Am7
And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
      C
While"angry from Manchester" writes
                   Am7
To complain about all the repeats on the TV
    F                   C
And computer terminals report
                  G                    F
Some gains in the value of copper and tin
                             C
While American business men snap up Van Goghs
         G                  F        C/E  Dm  G/B
For the price of a hospital wing.

CHORUS 3
   G              F
And nothing ever happens
C                      F
   Nothing happens at all
     Am                  F
The needle returns to the start of the song
        G                   F
And we all sing along like before
      C           F
And nothing ever happens
C                      F
   Nothing happens at all
        Am                       F
They'll burn down the synagogues at 6 o clock
         G                    F
And we'll all go along like before
           C              Csus4              C
And we'll all be lonely tonite and lonely tomorrow


Crackin song by a very under rated band. Check out their album "hatful of rain"  class