Alright

There once was a woman
A strange kind of woman
The kind that gets written down in history
Her name was nancy
Her face was nothing fancy
She left a trail of happiness and misery

I loved her
Everybody loved her
She loved everyone and gave them good return
I tried to take her
I even tried to break her
She said, i ain't for takin' won't you ever learn

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
I spent my money as i took my turn
I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman, yes i have

She looked like a raver
But i could never please her
On wednesday mornings boy you can't go far
I couldn't get her
But things got better, she said
Saturday nights from now on, baby, you're my star

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
I spent my money as i took my turn
I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman

Ooh, my soul, i love you

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
I spent my money as i took my turn
I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman, yes i have

She finally said she loved me
I wed her in a hurry
No more callers and i glow with pride
I'm dreaming
I feel like screaming
I won my woman just before she died

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you
I spent my money as i took my turn
I want you, i need you, ha ha ha
Ooh, i had a strange kind of woman, yeah

She was so fat
She was the worst thing you've ever seen

Ooh, my soul, i love you, baby

- hey, thank you, thank you.