read all about it tell me
	have you heard the news
	captain bob he don't pay no dues
	you know he's looking in my window
	he's stepping on my toes
	don't want the truth and it goes to show

	i got a joker up my sleeve
	i know what to believe
	it ain't right just because it's in black and
	  white

	find yourself a hero
	treat him like a friend
	you build him up and tear him down again
	it don't hold a candle hold it to the light
	check it out is it wrong or right
	is this the news of the world
	it's just a pretty girl
	she's all the news that's fit to print in
	  black and white

	inside information taken down note by note
	a silent footstep that's all she wrote
	shit that's all she wrote
	no need to worry the baby's gone to bed
	dreaming dirty dreams in black and white
	  and read
	now i got nothing to fear
	is this the scoop of the year
	headlines on my bathroom wall
	  in black and white