Jack Mista is ma main man,

ye thats right he knows can man,

he's his no 1. fan,

he's running for the government is can man!(vote can man!)(chorus)



this guy once thought a speedway rider was  banging a pussy cat doll! this guy is now in a mental health class, obviously, he also used to play the brass, let off unwanted gas, and fancied this Emily lass



This otha guy thinks can man works for the government, he is doing community service, he is in rehab,

once gave kallum a jab and had crabs.

He was later found to have scabies, rabies, and couldnt have babies.



and this lass had sex with a chocolate bar, cant fit in her car, and doesnt wear a bra, how sick is she, she lives in a mental home, looks like a dome, and is too big to roam.