I hate Mika he's so gay,

I hate him so much,

That f***ing song, love today!

so f***ing gay!(chorus)



If i ever saw him i'd pop him good,

make him cry,

torture him in the hood,

he so gay, aii!



I'd hire a hit man,

to kill the gay,

Hit him with a pan,

Big f***ing pay!



(chorus x2)



Mika is so bent,

he likes men,

Doesnt like a womans dent, no-oo

He likes Ken, Ben and Can Men!!



I hate the Gender bender

i wish he was dead,

he's an arse lender,

n still avoids the feds



(chorus)

Mi-iika yeah is ga-aaay