I'm just a small town boy,

trying to get some recognition,

I will steal a car,

without a key in the ignition

(CHORUS)



im from workington, an up and coming town,

when you here me sing there is no way you will frown



(chorus)



I am also known for my mc'ing skills,

im a f***ing bad ass trippin on some pills!



(chorus)



I am a wales hater,

and a major masturbator!

i hate wales with a passion,

because they thiink shheep are the latest fashion.



(chorus)



Just a small town boy,

with a very large toy!



ha,ha