Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste 

I've been around for a long, long year stole many a man's soul and fate

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain 

Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate



Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game



Stuck around St. Petersberg when I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the C'zar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank in a general's rank 

When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank



Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name 

What's puzzling you is the nature of my game



I watched the gleam while you kings and queens

Fought for ten decades for the Goth they made

I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" 

When after all It was you and me

Let me please introduce my self I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid tracks for troubadors 

Who get killed before they reached Bombay



Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name 

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game



Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game



Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners Saints 

As I end this tale just call me Lucifer 

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me have some courtesy 

Have some sympathy, and some taste 

Use all your well learned qualities 

Or I'll lay your soul to waste 



Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game