When the odds are stacked against you and you think that life's unfair

And every door you've tried is locked and no one seems to care

Give him a call, he'll say to you, "Hey it'll be alright"

He's the one to turn to, he'll look out for you all night

Cos when you're feeling down when you're feeling blue

He's the only man in town who will look out for you

Nice guy saves the day

He's always ready for the rough, he'll back you up no matter what

A legend in the East of town, in many pubs he buys a round

He walks tall he walks with pride, but I'm telling you

He likes to be invited he won't just turn up unannounced