Jesus and I, we met at school
When I first saw him, I thought what a fool 
A silly hippie, with dirty long hair 
But judge the outside, no that isn't fair 

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Hello, hello, my name is Jesus 
Yes, that's what he said 
Hello, hello, my name is Jesus
Don't you believe that? 

Jesus and I became close friends 
We smoked pot and played in several bands 
When I first saw him, I thought what a fool 
But now I know that he is really cool 

Jesus told me he didn't like his name 
People were laughing, everywhere he came 
And at one day he changed his name 
From now on Jesus was Mary-Jane