You're a punk-ass motherf
Oh my God what do I see? 
Is this what they called 'the land of the free' 
Where a he turns out to be a she 
But where I can't say 'fuck' live on t.v.? 

Oh my dear what did I see? 
It's a bunch of rednecks live on t.v. 
People don't worry, Jerry has the key 
Join and destroy your family 

Jerry rules in the land of the free 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 
The king, the God of American TV 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 

Where do you go
What do you do
Jerry Jerry
You couldn't satisfy me with you're little 
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry
Bring you're ass down there
Bring you're ass down there that I can 
Jerry Jerry
I don't want either one of you
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Oh my God, what drugs is he on? 
How long does it take to find such a moron? 
And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry' 
They got fooled by a woman called Jim Carrey 

Jerry rules in the land of the free 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 
The king, the God of American TV 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 

He married me because he loved me
Shut up
Jerry Jerry
I wanna make her back on her bed
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry
Now you honey, don't dare
Jerry Jerry
How can you love your own daughter
You are a sicko
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Jerry rules in the land of the free 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 
The king, the God of American TV 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 

Oh my dear, this show is a thrill 
Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill? 
If you really show us U.S. society today 
I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"

Jerry rules in the land of the free 
Jerry rules in the land of the free 
The king, the God of American TV 
Jerry Fuck*** rules in the US democracy