Oh my god what a flood, 
My sleeping bag full of mud, 
My eyes are filled with grains 
And the sky is still full of rain

Tonight I sleep on the beach
Ocean within reach
But I think I cannot sleep
I'm gonna drown like a sheep

I need a kind of magic machine
To get everything clean
I need speed queen 
The crazy queen of the washing machines

I drown with open eyes
But it's too early to rise 
And I can tell you it's a drag
Having nightmares in a mud bag

Now I'm walking through town 
Rain still coming down
Everything is soaking wet
I got to find me a wasserette

Speed queen, get on the scene
Speed queen, groove machine
Speed queen, super machine
Speed queen, like a sex machine

I undress in the crowd
She turns me inside out
Her whirling body sucks me dry
Blows me sky high

I got somewhere to hide
Please turn me inside out
Whirling baby, suck me dry
Blow me sky high

Speed queen, big bang machine. 
Speed queen, bone machine. 
Speed queen, flavor machine. 
Speed queen, space machine. 
Speed queen, star machine. 
Speed queen, motherfucking machine 
Speed queen rock & roll machine 
Speed queen sex machine