Everybody's tellin' all
 Baring their souls
 Just to go on the Ricky Lake show

 Why?

 Last night I turned the T.V. on
 You were booed off stage
 Singing your famous love song

 Why?

 Tell me who makes the rules


 CHORUS:
 Should'a been born on the Milky Way
 Don't wanna belong to the world today
 Oh, life's a bitch and then you die
 Should'a been born on the Milky Way
 I can't believe what I heard today
 Oh yeah, life's a bitch and then you die

 Meanwhile, I got the magazines
 Telling me, selling me lies
 On how I could be the perfect 10

 Why?

 And my boyfriend left
 Just the other day
 He's all messed up
 Is he straight or is he gay

 Why?

 So tell me, who makes the rules?

 CHORUS

 And if I fall
 If I fall
 Hold on

 CHORUS (x3