I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Tommy Cooper
Ah, just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Frank Spencer
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice

Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (What can you do?)

It's Victor Meldrew
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Hey, my God, I don't believe it
Hey, my God, I don't believe it, Frank Spencer's on the phone

Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that
I am the mimic man!