More convenient that a Tesco express
Close to Windsor but the properties less
Keeps the businesses of Britain great
It's got Europe's biggest trading estate
It doesn't matter where you're from
You wanna work? Then come along
The station's just got a new floor
And the motorway runs by your door
And you know just where you're heading
It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
To the West you got Taplow and Bray
You got Hillingdon the other way
It's a brilliant place to live and work
It was in Bucks now officially it's Berks
Don't listen to what the critics say
Like it's soulless, and boring and grey
See for yourself, what you waiting for?
We're on the Bath road, that's the A4
And you know just where you'll be heading
It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
Slough [x4]