David Allan Coe
David Allan Coe - Were You Born An Asshole lyrics
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Well I was driving down I-95 the other night, when somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad, so I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight. Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me, you deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight. You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight, and I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talking to your mother, just the other night, I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right". And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life, and somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.