Behold the Dave
The Dave of Dave's
On your knees dog
All hail

Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave

The Dave grinned red
As Dave walked from the blaze
Where the traitor lost both his name and his face
Through the halls and the corridors
Stinging in blood
Dave tasted his grin and it tasted good
The Dave took his head
Left him broken and dead

Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave

The Dave left none living
None able to tell
The Dave took their heads
And Dave sent them to hell
Their screams echoed loud
In the place of their death
Ripped open they died
With their final breath
They hailed to the Dave
The Dave of Dave's

Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave

Into the dirt
Dave's will be done
Now feel your fear
There can be only one Dave

Bow down
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down to the
Bow down to the Dave
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down

The Dave is here
Now feel your fear
The Dave of Dave's

All hail
All hail the Dave
On your knees
On your knees for the Dave

The Dave of Dave's
There is only one Dave