Oh, yeah, but I'm into jeans
You're into martinis
But I'm into pop machines

CHORUS
You love romantic nights
But honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me
'Cause you know what I love
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream
I want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream

You're into sports cars
Oh, yeah, but I'd rather drive a truck
You'd rather make love
Oh, yeah, but I'd rather...

CHORUS

"Like, ya wanna come over and meet my parents?"
"Like, ya wanna see my ready whip?"
"I think I had that in my hot chocolate once."
"I'd like to see a picture of that."

CHORUS
--------------------------------------------------------------------------