[Kool AD:]
Barco, barcode, Library of Congress
Molto spinach, photo finish
Canon, cannon, shoot me out the cannon
Gum blaster, cut faster
Muevelo, muevelo, ven pa'ca
Oh my god, it's so hot
Andale, andale, epa, epa
Fastest rodent, check the components
Andale andale epa arriba
Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria
Ave Maria, Ave Maria
Cheese, bread, sauce, pizzeria
Carlos Santana, Juelz Santana
B-b-b-b-bananas, b-b-b-b-b-b-bananas
Young Money, Hannah Montana
Tony Montana, Sony brand cameras
Canon, cannon, shoot me out the cannon
Gum blaster, cut faster
Victor Vazquez no speaky Spanish
No speaky English, freak deaky speechless
People on the street eating chicken and meat
People eating pork with a knife and a fork
Yeah what's really good, what's really food, what's really good
Yeah what's really good, what's really foood, what's really goood

[Heems:]
Catch that guap, bridge that gap
Emerging markets we've got GATT
We've got McDonalds, we've got cash
We've got weapons, we stay strapped
We've got Bennetton, Nike
Louis Vuitton, we get hyphy
We've got space race, we are space race
Beats beating up kids always save face
Medicine, mmm science
Venison, mmm wylin'
Bridge that gap like we're goin' to an island
Hard times, hard crimes, we stay smilin'
We've got brown skin, we've got brown ends
We in towns man, we own towns man
People in the street eating chicken and meat
People eating bacon all across the nation
People eating bacon all across the nation
People in the street eating chicken and meat
People eating bacon all across the nation
People eating bacon all across the nation

[Kool AD:]
Gat man, gat man, tally me banana
Black Republican, stack the ducats man
Guap man, guap man, go man, stop man
Cool man, cop man, dingo, bingo, name-o
Game so fake gold chain bro
So insane yo, scarecrow brain yo
Black cop, black cop
Black cop black cop black cop
You don't even get paid a whole lot
You don't even get paid a whole lot
Finna buy me a space ship
Space race man, das space racist
Overseer, overseer
Overseer officer officer officer officer
Why you wanna put me in a coffin sir?
Why you wanna put me in a coffin sir?
Watch the gap, mind the gap
Fall into the gap, hahahahahahaha
Yup
Watch the gap, mind the gap
Fall into the gaaap
Yups
Stack duckets, banana republic
Which one's Dominican? Wait, who's the Indian?
Who ya calling pickaninny Beat like a chicken wing
Yup, yup, beat up like a chicken wing
Eating chicken and meat, people on the street eating chicken and meat
People on the street eating chicken and meat
People on the street eating chicken and meat
People on the street eating chicken and meat

[Heems:]
Text game vicious, what's up bitches
Stole it from a white man, what up to white bran
Esau Mwamwaya, we got that fire
Nelson Mandela, we got that fuego
We got like hella powder that's yellow
Pass that yak, that dude Dap
Jawaharlal Nehru, Lima Peru
Mahatma Gandhi, what's up my Gandhi
Rice like Condie, nice like combi [?]
One hundred percent pure thug
Thick and sick, the girl's in love
Made her a mixtape, bought her a mug
Now she buys me drinks in the club
She like my style, she like my swagger
You Keith Richards, I'm Mick Jagger
Antonio Sabàto, hot flow Jagger
You drive Kia, I drive Jaguar
I drive Tata, I drive Maruti
Truth be told, she thinks I'm groovy

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Das Racist!