Darwin Deez
Darwin Deez - bad day lyrics
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i hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing
 and i hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang 

’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 and if you drop your keys i hope there’s a sewer somewhere very nearby 
i hope that your team lost; i hope your new girl takes off with a new guy. (old version: and if you’re out of clean sheets i hope your new girl takes off and it’s clear why)

 ’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 and i would like to be your girlfriend so i could dump you 
and i would like to be your garbage man so i would never have to pick up your trash again 

maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty 
well i hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny 

’cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 but i’m sorry if it ever is