Ooh stick you 

Your mama too 

And your daddy 

[Repeat 4 times] 



Ooh stick you 

Ooh stick you! 



Your mama, your daddy 

Your greasy, greasy grandmammy 

You got a hole in your panty 

Got a big behind like Frankenstein 

Going beep, beep, beep down Sesame Street 

Toot, toot, toot wear army boots 

In your ear with a can of beer 

Up your butt with a coconut 

Ooh!! 



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Ooh stick you 

Your mama too 

And your daddy (Repeat 3 times) 

Ooh stick you 

Ooh stick you! 



You go girl! 

Eeeehhhhhhh! 

Oooooohhhhh! 

Aye! 



Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you? 



You got facial hair like a polar bear 

You blow up like a toad and then explode 

Your face looks mean like Halloween 

You got big red eyes like cherry pies 

You got the IQ of a digeridoo 

You look insane and got no brain 

You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly 

Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy 

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You go girl! 

Ride 'em cowboy! 

Yee-ha! 

Giddy up horsey! 

Ride 'em cowboy! 

Pugh! Pugh! Pugh! 

It's like a horror movie isn't it? 

Oohh! 

Ride 'em cowboy! 

Ooh Ooh Eee! 

Ride 'em cowboy! 



Do you wanna know what 

I really think about you? 



You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no! 

You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no! 

Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no! 

Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert! 



Whatever! 

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You got ears on your face like spock in space! 

You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed! 

Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo! 



What? 



Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong? 

Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong! 

Whatever whatever whatever! 

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