Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo

Keep those cowboys offa my radio

Dancin' in line -

What are ya sheep? (baaa)

Do you need to be told how to move to the beat

Country and western - gi'mmie my stetson banjo -

Washboard - red neck overload - yea I'm right behind

Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine!



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Don't want rhinestones on our microphones

Cos we ain't never been to memphis

No - we ain't never been to memphis

Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star

Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar

That chicken weres' supposed to keep ya there

But I'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere

I see you an' garth sittin' up a tree

K.i.s.s.i.n.g.

Ain't gonna happen

Listen to me

I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see!



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Don't want rhinestones on our microphones

Cos we ain't never been to memphis

Don't brainwash me from tennesse

No - cos we ain't never been to memphis

Don't want rhinestones on our microphones

Cos we ain't never been to memphis

No - we ain't never been to memphis

Mid 8 step to the left

Jump to the right

Now jump off a cliff

That'd be a beautiful sight

Clap your hands

Rattle those spurs

Yeeha baby most sincerely

From me and her

Rawhide! yea that's my backside

Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy

These cowboy boots are no substitute

Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers