Tiny Japanese Girl!
You're my... Tiny Japanese Girl!
Tiny Japanese Girl!
Get out my shoebox girl!
I gotta put my shoes away!
They're gonna get all scuffed and that!
Why you in there girl?
Doesn't even fit ya!
I mean you're small but you're not a midget, girl!

-Chorus-
I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixi
You can barely even see me!
I can ride around on a shetland pony and people say:
I'm far away...
Well you are quite small.
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo!

Tiny Japanese Girl when I look back on you, you make me feel so tall!
Even though I'm just five foot two
Like I've stood on a wall or like a really big dog
But, It's just that you're small so there's no need for the dog
Tiny Japanese Girl, I find you perfectly sized
You can hide in small places when you're meaning to hide
But you can't hide from my love cuz it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart! I've seen you wheel it around!

-Chorus-
I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixi
You can barely even see me!
I can ride around on a shetland pony and people say:
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo