-Intro-
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty wide they'd beat a polar bear in a fight!

Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn!
They are the jedi of the sea! (Stops Cthulu from eating ye! )

Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Just don't let them touch your balls! )

Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Inventors of the shish kebab! )

Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! Yeah Yeah Yeaaah!
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!

(Ins. Break)
(Narwhals! )

Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome!

Narwhals are really really good
You'll find them in the sea they're never in the woods!
Narwhals! You know they're just so sweet!
They could stab you in the face with their long protruding teeth! Yeah!

It's a tooth! A tooth, tooth baby! They don't need a dentist cuz they're washin' it daily!

It's a tooth! You know it's the truth! You don't need no more proof cuz I'm tellin' you it's a tooth!

(Ending inst. break)