I've got a big bag of crabs here!
I'm gonna put them in my mouth. Oh yes!
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day!
Everyone will look at me and say I've got a mouth full of crabs!

-meaningless babbling-
That's how I'll sound with a mouth full of crabs!

-instrumental break-

I've got a big bag of crabs here!
I'm gonna put them in my mouth. Oh yes!
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day!
Everyone will look at me and say I've got a mouth full of crabs!

-meaningless babbling-

-instrumental break-

-quitely- I'm gonna buy a rent car!
I'm gonna park it near the gates!
George Bush is the president of the USA!
He's a huge stupid lying deuche bag!

-ending-