Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick

Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick

Half past noon I got up out of bed

Ran to the freezer to cool off my head



Now I see the vision, seeing is believing



Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door

Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more



Woke up again in a stranger's bed

Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead

Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock

Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot

Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'



Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door

Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more

Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone

Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone



Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife

Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!

Man, I think I got the wrong house



I don't even make my rules

That's why I'm usually the fool

I never even had no school yeah!

Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!