I just discovered the fountain of youth

I was feeling low and unloved

A little long in the tooth

I took a dive in the water

Felt the years roll back in no particular order

Now all the ladies are going crazy

And the men saying struth

And I found myself singing…



Down with the jury and down with proof

Down with the ceiling and down with the roof

I'm going down to the water to find me the truth

Sinking down with the times

Cause I'm drowning in the fountain of youth



I could not buy love

I just found something better

It's a ticket to the future

Let me show you the proof

Watch and learn as I wade in the water

Stick around twenty and make it with your daughter

I got a brand new complexion and a sparkling tooth

Even Susan Renouf's singing…



Down with the jury and down with the proof

Down with the ceiling and down with the roof

Did it all for a cutie in a kissing booth

Rolling round in the slime

Cause I'm drowning in the fountain of youth



I'm drowning in the fountain of youth

Watching the Western world die

Singing bye bye bye bye bye

I'm drowning in the fountain of youth

Baby my soul's gonna go through the roof



The surgeon sings…



Come on, come on

It's not so wrong

It don't cost nothing

And it won't take long

Move with the feeling

Get your boardshorts on

I am John the Baptist

And you're all my sons



Chorus



Singing down with beauty

And down with the truth

Down with the ceiling

And down with the roof

Gonna wade in the water

From Keith to Duluth

Singing down with the times

Cause I'm drowning in the fountain of youth