I've got to admit

I rather like playing Minecraft

Even though the graphic style's

Older than an iron bath

Creative's great but on survival

I am CRAP

It's like the beginning of Oblivion

with the giant rats

Swinging my fists around

and all I hit's the ground

This shit's tricky

And I'm not spitting about the Bristol sound

Wish I could be whipping out

a pixelated pistol

POW

Pigman down

now let's hit the town

Before I got this game I promise you

I did go out

but I've given it up for bricks

I'm clincally addicted now

I need my fix or else

I'll never leave my little house

Until I make it bigger

When my finger simply clicks the mouse

It fills me with a sensation of power

That's why I'm building me a sensational town

To compensate for the shame

When I gaze down in the shower

I've played for hours

I need a wee, so later

I'll have to change my trousers

Just one more block and i swear I'll stop

Just one more block and i swear I'll stop



Never mind beta blockers

I'm playing beta

And the blocks keep dropping

Like Sega's stocks lately

Watch:

I'm taking mobs down

Like a crazy cop

It'ill take a hand amputation

to make me stop

Go figure

My axe and crafting table made me lots

Gold digger

Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx

Behaving like an 80s B-Boy:

Breaking rocks

Remaking the museum of building

at Avoncroft.

It's like a Lego set

With infinite bricks

And no chance of your vacuum cleaner

Picking up the bits

When I feel phiosophical

I sit and look at it

and think I'd rather dig

than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits

It's

Like a game of Jenga

Without your friends beside

And there's a side

I'm quite eager to emphasise

Of course it's a geeky venture

Are you then surprised

Someone made a life-size model

of the Enterprise?

I went and tried that myself

But i got bored quick

although I still manage to replicate

The Borg Ship

and all it took

Was one brick

And one click

I know what you're thinking

No need to say it:

I'm sick

Just one more block and i swear I'll stop

Just one more block and i swear I'll stop