Monopoly

was not for me

chess made me stressed out

so the only way i could get down was with

pocket electronics and bleeps

ever since my gameboy made toys obsolete

I've been a well behaved boy

that played inside and stayed off the streets

yah, so i got my electric shocks

from tetris blocks and mario land

but there wasnt much room for much for mushrooms

i was the man, man

with the pad in my hand

hammerin' at it while eating my breakfast

bein' the best

that was the plan

beatin' the rest

and leavin' them breathless

please believe me

nobody could beat me at tetris

I fuckin rock

droppin' blocks like heads

im choppin' blocks

i was on some Next shit

and i still got a flame

for puzzle games

like HD hexic

but when the PC came

my gaming taste became eclectic

"this day's grim"

*its raining*

"it's raining"

"what wonderful weather for gaming"

"the sun's blazing"

*the sun's blazing*

"so lets stay in"

"it's wonderful weather for gaming"

I was the geeky one

i really wanted a PC CD-ROM

and got it

8-mega RAM

a CRT screen

she was some top kit

free moments we're devoted

to keystrokes

and the R-click

far more into dark forces then

even the star-wars kid

and civilization 2 is a brilliant game

that you really should play and i still do today

computer games improve your brain

its proven mate

so if you behave in stupid ways

then please refrain from blaming GTA

i really hate excuses

I may just shoot my teachers face

nah

im already embroiled

in getting these tesla coils

ready in my base

the russians are comin

with trucks full of gunmen

i need to be safe

but maybe the green beret

could lead the way

and see us through

at least til' we replace

the PC games

with PS2

"this day's grim"

*its raining*

"it's raining"

"what wonderful weather for gaming"

"the sun's blazing"

*the sun's blazing*

"so lets stay in"

"it's wonderful weather for gaming"

takin' control of

somebody elses consol

with no remorse

I was so debauched

my only thoughts

were total scores on tony hawk

or runnin' amuck

in smugglers run

smugglin' guns and drugs

for fun

and pullin' a gun on

any NPC i see or stumble upon

GTA3 made me inclined

to kill repeatedly

the spinal chills of silent hill

are still on my mind and

creepin' me the fuck out

look out pull out your sawn-off shotgun

cause theres a hot zombie nurse

that wants to hurt you

and cut off your oxygen

but as much as Asphyxiation

may be lots of fun

i've got a crush, a fixation

with playstation

im in love

so i said to the PS2

me and you need a breather

then in 3 clicks

I ordered an xbox 360 off ebay

"this day's grim"

*its raining*

"it's raining"

"what wonderful weather for gaming"

"the sun's blazing"

*the sun's blazing*

"so let's stay in"

"it's wonderful weather for gaming"

so we switched teams to the 360

glitch free

lots of slick features

HD, HDD, i dont misleads

Gears is my gear

but i gets my hits from hitman

the bioshock has mass effect

as i sink into oblivion

splinter cell's mint as well

and rainbow six takes no prisoners

its the business

and the cover system's fuckin' wicked

duckin' and chuckin' a frag

blind fire from behind

piles of rubble and zipping them up in a bag,

im lovin' the lack of health packs

puttin' a plaster on a fracture

or a shrapnel gash

what the hell is that

in the new genertation

of computer gamin'

you hold the left trigger half way down

or let the computer do the aiming

so what are you complainin' for

"The Forza score board's been reset"

Shut up and improve your gamer's score

before you get the dreaded red ring of death.

"this day's grim"

*its raining*

"it's raining"

"what wonderful weather for gaming"

"the sun's blazing"

*the sun's blazing*

"David's raiding"

"it's wonderful weather for gaming"