Hey Reverend Laribil
I think you've got it backwards
You philosophize theoligize think your wise
You claim Jesus Christ diden't rise

You have your Jesusless seminar
Ho did you drift so far?
Intellectualize hypothesize lobotomize
Your rhetoric makes me sick

You may not like the message we teach or the words we speak
The way we live our lives and the way we preach
But after decades of your waterd down voice
It's time listners had another choice Reverend Laribil

{Rap}
It's time to take a stand to take a total stand now
To critically catechize the Catholic know-how
Dwell deeply on the devine drive out the demons inside
It's such a slippery slope Satan's suicide slide
Break beelzebub's bonds belive and be reborn
Grasp God's grace gratefully
We're the Lord's loyal laity layin' the law down
Let's raticly rock teh roots replace withe solid ground

Dr. Hypocritic Oath
You swore you'd do no harm
You sterilize euthanize infanticide
Your medicine tastes like poison

You keep premoting your safe sex
You just fuel the epidemics
There's STD's like HPV and HIV
The only cure is to be pure

You may not like the message we teach or the words we speak
The way we live our lives and the way we preach
But after decades of your waterd down voice
It's time listners had another choice Reverend Laribil

{Rap}
The media grab hold of your insanity
Headlines rage "Misguided pity"
Even Thomas belived when he saw the hands
Jesus dosen't measure up to your demands
You use the abusive pseudo-clergy
To bash the entire male hierarchy
You say our sexual stand is out of fasion
So you can give in to your depraved passion
I'm so flippin' angry at it all!
WHen was it that you lost your call?
If you deny tradition and the church
Where is the foundation for your search?
You dis' confession and the eucharist
But it's teh alter of yourself that you've kissed
It's time for us to make our final stand
And crush all your false idols back to sand

Hey Mr. Chamelion
You want to lead our land
Your empty lies compramise virtue lies
You roll to teh nearest poll

It's nuthin' but a game
You're really all the same
We sit here dumb feel so numb vote for scum
We feed the greed that you need

You may not like the message we teach or the words we speak
The way we live our lives and the way we preach
But after decades of your waterd down voice
It's time listners had another choice Reverend Laribil