[Verse 1]
I love sinking a line, I love cracking a beer,
I love a good party crowd like the one I got here.
And to my two ex-wives, it might sound kind of shitty,
but I've always loved those girls with big titties.
 
[Verse 2]
It started as a youngun in about the fifth grade,
that's the first time I recall thinking 'bout getting laid.
That teacher of mine, she wasn't even all that pretty,
but, Lord, oh, my God, she had great big ol' titties.
 
[Chorus]
I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
I've always loved those girls with big titties.
 
 
[Verse 3]
I love playing my guitar, I love smoking my grass,
I love making love, I love kicking ass.
Them girls out in the country and there's a few in every city,
walking around with them great big old titties.
 [Verse 4]
I love Waylon and Hank, Hank Jr. and Merle,
cashing my paycheck, sweet mini pearl;
But nobody's like Dolly, not even ol' Conway Twitty
'cause Conway didn't have them great big ol' titties.
 
[Chorus]
I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
I've always loved those girls with big titties.
 
[Outro 1]
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty (that's what she said)
I've always loved   those girls with them great big ol' titties.
 
[Outro 2]
I guess little titties are okay too.