He was little but we loved him

He was small but he was swell

He was tiny, how he teased me

Guess he knew how to ring my bell



He was my midget love slave

He was a horny little half-pint

With lovin' for sale

He was my midget love slave

His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle



The first time that I saw him

Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs

He played a dwarf named Sleazy

One look at his beard and I wanted to score



He was my midget love slave

He was a horny little half-pint

With lovin' for sale

He was my midget love slave

He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail



We were happy together

Making hot love with never a pause

Then one day he left me

For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz



He was my midget love slave

He was a Hot Squat Hombre

With love on his mind

He was my midget love slave

But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Size don't matter

Size don't matter

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Size don't matter

Size don't matter

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine



Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.

Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...

Say why don't you give me a little fidget?

With those clever little digits, baby

Oh come on, do it again

Do it again!

Do it again, baby!

Do it again!