that a ho is a ho wit a toe up slut so
 if you're gotta have em  might as well be a fine one
 but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
 So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie
 and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties
 A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
 and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker
 Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson
 Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin
 Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin
 But everytime I see her, you're beggin
 Go get you a girl that got somethin goin
 Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon
 Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs
 But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
 Chorus:
 When I was young I used to have fun
 fuckin with ugly bitches
 But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
 cos I went from rags to riches
 They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
 look like buckwheat mixed with opi
 Toe up, tore up, straight from the floor
 and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
 Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
 but the very next day you was with the bitch again
 Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo
 but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
 I don't know what possessed you, nigga
 Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
 Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
 To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
 Dig a ditch down in desperation
 Send that monster on a permanent vacation
 The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
 Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches
 Chorus:
 When I was young I used to have fun
 fuckin with ugly bitches
 But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
 cos I went from rags to riches
 Interlude
 Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me
 walkin with a bitch that look like a flea G
 Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza
 I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter
 The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
 Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent
 Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
 And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin
 into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant
 9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
 He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
 Now he's sendin child support in a big fat check
 My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
 One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
 Riches to rags and rags to riches
 but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
 Chorus:
 When I was young I used to have fun
 fuckin with ugly bitches
 It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
 came from some ugly bitches
 When I was young I used to have fun
 fuckin with ugly bitches
 It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had
 came from some ugly bitches
 Outro:
 So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
 droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant,
 fucked-up
 teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead
 swap-meet,
 AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga
 what's
 wrong wit you?
 (That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know
 nigga.
 That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga