Verse One:



I'm {easy} easy, easy like Sunday morning

I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning

Ahhh, Common's comin with that old oh excuse me

Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a dewe-dewe

Doogie, Howser, cause see I'm like Bowser

Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt, and the

trousers, how's the, Family Ties?

I'm left with the gift, open it up, SUPRISE!

Big bat, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder french fries

Icy Coke, milkshake, sundaies and apple pies

And a cup?  Nah, that's enough of that

I'm like an indian giver, yo, give me that back

Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector

We be the thoroughbred, so use your head, play the Trifecta

Common infector, smug MC, heads up!

Ya better duck cause muck-a-luck, it's me

[Now what's your name] Common

Come in again... Common

[How would you do it] Common

[Now how was she] Common, check it out!

Common is coming soon to a theater near you

To the U-A-C crew, nuff respect due

Do I do, where I do, when I do

I do do do, yo I do it on the ease



Verse Two:



I be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer

I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like Sli-mer

[Who ya gonna call?] Ghostbuster

I'm pee-wee we stole, and I'm just a

Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec

But the record got wreck, tried to write a bad check

So I checked myself, before self got buck

wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate

To a snake, and metriculate, yo I had to elevate

You can tell it's great, cause I'm state

of 87, the South side of Chicago

Five-oh-one come follow me yo, everywhere that I go

And I know I ain't did nuthin [hell naw]

The district think I be just a lil trick kid frontin

U Ak got my back if there's any contact

In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat

And it's phat, sorta like Oprah before she lost weight

I put my rhymes in good hands, hey like All State

And I'm all in a state of ease, utopia

I'm the Spiderman, givin bug MC's arachnaphobia

Holy-molia, it's totally awesome

The survey say, I gets moe skins than Richard Dawson

But I won't catch mono or no type of disease

Cause when I flex, for sex, I do it on the ease



Verse Three:



A lop bop a woo bop, a lop bam boogie

I'm a Dr. Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper 

two-steppin through, yodel-le-hee-hoo!

Oui oui mon cheri, a como tale vouz?

[Contraire mon frere] OK, to the death

Is it true that I'm dope? {Yeahhhh!}

Yippedy yes y'all, here we go a loopedy loop de loo

A hubbeda hula hoop, a hubbeda alley oop to Coop

I gots the Magic, but I'm not a Laker

I'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin, cause I'm the back-board

break her arm and feather, whippin the wonder when she activates

Hold up!  My jaws are in my crack, [aight] pass the tape

Time to activate, and ejaculate

This is the beauty of where I'm in a state

I meant to say demonstrate

I'm in a state, where I've had too much eight, ball

In the corner pocket, count em, buck it

A chicken, a finger-lickin with a finger-bone

C'mon I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter-roll

Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll

of Khomein, my domain is infinite

Ya got trouble, well you need to get some dick

and to the hip-hop shop, the future shock

When we started kickin on the one two, and ya don't stop      

But the buck stops here buckaroo

Ya got your instructions, now you know what to do

Take it easy