See the preacher on my TV
He is telling lies to me
Says my soul can be set free
As long as I pay a nominal fee

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Evangelists
With dollar signs in their eyes
Speak the word of god
But they're telling lies
Ripping off
The elderly
It's prayer for profit on your TV

Believe in god and the words he speaks
Empty your pockets at least once a week
Collection plate comes, better make a donation
Pay through the teeth for eternal salvation

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Make out your checks to Jesus Christ
Installment plan for the afterlife
Jesus saves all who asks
As long as you've got the cash