So you think you're gonna cause a splash 

You're gonna make some cash 

You're gonna open every door 

With the wind in your hair and the sun on your face 

Everything's gonna fall into place 

You're so sure 

And you take whatever you can while you sit at home making your plans 

And if you ever gave a damn, that was long ago, it's over and done 

Now you think about number one 



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Now it's time to be me, that's all you ever shout 

But you never do anything about it 

Now it's time to be me, I hear it every day, it's easy to say 

But life gets in the way 



You ring me up when you've had a smoke 

With your crazy ideas you're just full of coke and hot air 

A winning smile is all you've got 

But you ain't got a brain and you ain't got a pot 

Don't you care? 

You're always home watching sky T.V. 

Or down the pub poncing drinks off me 

Telling everybody what you're gonna be 

Well I've had enough you lazy sod 

Get off your arse and get a job 



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