A U Come outside 

I'm fed up with you looking 

Like the cat who got the cooking 

I said A U 

You and me outside 

You've got the kind of face 

The face of a git 

And I really want to hit it 

I said A U 

You and me outside 

Coz I've been watching you 

Chatting up all the girls 

And I'm fed up with you 

And I've drunk enough 



[Chorus]

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight 

Someone's gonna get whacked tonight 

Someone's gonna get a smack tonight 

From me 

And it's gonna be you 





A U You look like a poof 

How loud do I shout it ? 

Tell me what you're gonna do about it ? 

A U You and me outside 

You're a bloke who's heading for one 

A real fist magnet if ever I saw one 

A U You and me outside 

I saw you kiss that girl 

Over in the corner 

It's not jealousy 

It's just you and me 



[Chorus]



[Bridge]

You've got too much dosh, you're everything I hate 

You talk all posh, you make me so irate 

You're so cock sure, you're a liability 

I told you before, it's not jealousy 

It's not jealously 

It's just you and me 



[Chorus]