Have you got a turbo wrist watch?

Got a turbo vacuum?

Have you got a turbo washing machine?

An' a turbo car?

When you ask 'em what it means

They look blank and say "it's the latest thing". 



Turbo - what does it mean?

Well don't tell me - I don't wanna know!



I've had a turbo watch for ages

Gains five minutes every day

The wife goes turbo when she vacuums

She calls it "hurry up"

The washing machine's always been turbo

We kick it and it starts again

As for the car - don't say "turbo" in front of her please

She gets ratty - and won't start.



When you ask 'em what it means

They look blank and say "it's the latest thing".



Turbo - what does it mean?

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know!



Must be fast, powerful, great

Better - best - consummate; get -



Turbo - what does it mean?

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know!



Turbo - what does it mean?

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know!



(Repeat and fade).