There?s a made for TV movie
About Lucille Ball tonight
If you really wanna watch it
I guess that?d be alright with me

Well, I heard he used to beat her
Like she was a conga drum
They always slept in separate beds
But somehow they had a son

The neighbors were Vaudevillians
And the laughs came from a can
Even though the club was hoppin?

Or maybe it was different
You know my facts aren?t always straight
But they would never make a movie
If everything was great

Because happiness is boring
It?s always black and white
The good times never last
And the chocolates move too fast for us all

There?s a made for TV movie
About Lucille Ball tonight
If you really wanna watch it
I guess that?d be alright with me