Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney (Paul Overstreet/Joe Collins), Scarlett Moon Musin (admin. by CMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Jelinda Music (BMI)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)



Hi-Ho Silver AWAY



After my show thought I'd have a little fun

Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run

Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me



Give me back my horse



Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in

Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin

Now I don't understand why they's arresting me



My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I really turn him on

He's always staring at me

When them guards are gone



I'm running out of cigarettes

He's asking me to dance

He say's I'm looking good

In these orange pants

I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me…

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy…



I'd give anything to be back on my bus

I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up

Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs



Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is

You're never gonna see me on a horse after this

I only get one call I hope Faith is home



Answer the phone



My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

He just won't leave me alone

He's blowing kisses at me

And I'm a duckin' 'em all



I hate to break it to him

I'm in no mood for romance

What part of NO don't this fool understand

I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy



Well one day behind bars is long enough

Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up



My cellmate thinks I UH 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I really turn him on

My name is Kenny Chesney

This ain't nowhere I belong



Me and Tim's in trouble 

Buddy one thing is for sure

George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour

I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy



My Cellmate Thinks I'm sexy 



UH



I had him from hello



WAZZUP!!!!!!