You are perfection personified

While, frankly, she's undignified

Trust me, she disgusts me, she dares me, she scares me

She bites me, excites me, annoys me, destroys me

And if I say you're beautiful and kind

I can hear her laughing in my mind

Because she mocks me, she shocks me, she sours me, devours me

She chokes me, provokes me, she hates me, she devastates me

I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time

I didn't plan on lying to you

Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head

Don't you think I'm feeling guilty? Well that's not what you said

And you're right, she wears disgusting clothes

And she chews her hair in ways I loathe

But she charms me, she harms me, she fights me, delights me

She breaks me, she takes me, she eats me, she defeats me

I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time

I didn't plan on lying to you

Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head

But don't you think I'm feeling guilty? Well that's not what you said