And it might seem unorthodox

But I am trying to remove all traces of your personality

So I'm sending you a box

Full of stuff you left when you decided that you'd had enough of me



So here are your things starting with a pair of earrings

And I just bet this is your Corrs cassette



It might sound a little lame

But we had something so good that I don't want to remember any more

Because whatever it became

It started out as something that I've never quite experienced before



I put this in because it looked feminine

I'm not quite sure if it was mine or yours



Can we pretend we never met?

Pretend there's nothing to forget

Can we pretend we weren't in love?

Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of



And now that I've begun I'm finding things everywhere

When I think that I am done, I'll find some underwear



Can we pretend we never met?

Pretend there's nothing to forget

Can we pretend we weren't in love?

Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of