Second hand girlfriend 

Garage sale special 

Good at what she does 

and what she does is do the one 

that rocks her world 



A Midwest apple 

fallen from a tree 

Load it up with honey 

give it up for money 

She's another drama queen 



She hides the scar across her face 

but Daddy's memory has a place 

She threw his ashes out to sea 



Gonna write a letter send it home 

Joei hit the big time on her own 

She's in L.A. weekly 

She's gotta 1-900 phone 

Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her own 



Somebody stole the baggage 

off the back of her truck 

Joei doesn't mind 

Says it's just a sign 

we oughta lighten up 



Her mama left when she was two 

Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do 

when the damage is already done 



Gonna write a letter send it home 

Joei hit the big time on her own 

She just got a billboard 

Are they real or silicone 

Don't care, cuz Joei hit the big time on her own 



(instrumental) 



Gonna write a letter send it home 

Joei hit the big time on her own 

Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone 

that reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."