The little leagues, the spare-time sports
Works teams and pub teams
Sandwiches for the darts competition
Oranges at half time
Spare time tennis, scrambling on fields
Hustle and bustle for the love of the game
Jack high for the local bowls match
Winners and losers, all much the same
But there's a bloke been hanging around
Technical improvements, capital gains
Investment plans, advertising space
He's come to put an end to the fun and games
Come to put an end to the fun and games
Come to put an end to the fun and games