SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS (Christine Lavin)
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[This song is really in D, I think.  I play it in A, capoed up five frets.
 Turns out Christine probably plays in it D (capo 2).  I've written the
 chords down in A; if you want Christine's chords, buy her songbook.]
[Indented words are spoken.]

[Intro: A - Bbo - Bm7 - E  over and over; Bbo=x12020]

[Christine:] Okay everybody, it's time for a little sing-along, but just
             for you guys out there, all right?  This is called "Sensitive
             New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your
             car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing
             along on this song, it'll help you with your male bonding
             kind of thing.  And to help you, I've rounded up every
             sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight, so you
             just sing along with them, please, don't be shy!

A        Bbo      Bm7        E
Who like to talk about their feelings?
  Amaj7     C#m Cm  Bm   E
 (Sensitive new age guys)
A          Bbo       Bm7     E
Who's into crystals, into healing?
  Amaj7     C#m Cm  Bm   E
 (Sensitive new age guys)
A           Bbo       Bm7       E
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
  Amaj7     C#m Cm  Bm   E
 (Sensitive new age guys)
A       Bbo      Bm7      E
Who are hard to tell from women?
  Amaj7     C#m Cm  Bm   E
 (Sensitive new age guys)

D                  Dm                   A      A/G#  F#7
Who like to cry at weddings, who think "Rambo" is upsetting?
         B7 (tacet)                  B7 (tacet)
Who tapes "Thirtysomething" on their VCR's?
                 E7  F7             E7              A  Bbo  Bm7  E  (etc.)
Who's got "Child on Board" stickers on their cars?


Whose last names are hyphenated?
 (Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
 (Sensitive new age guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
 (Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
 (Sensitive new age guys)

Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?

[Christine:] Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
             guys not into brutal, violent contact sports.  Lets ask these
             sensitive guys right here... hey guys, do you know who plays
             in the Seattle Kingdome?
     [Guys:] (Mumble, mumble...) Andreas Vollenweider?
[Christine:] Ooo, good answer, good answer!

A         Bbo     Bm7       E
Who likes music that's repetitious?
  Amaj7     C#m Cm  Bm   Bbm