They’re comin across the border by the thousands everyday

Lookin’ for a better life in the good ol’ U.S.A.

Well, everybody’s talkin’ about the aliens invadin’

While I’m savin’ every dime for a Mexican vacation

Me, I’m headed your way, hasta luego Jose



You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”

When I pass you at the border slap me a high five

You better pack a poncho ‘cause it sure gets cold up here

Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet

You can have the house and the bills I pay

Welcome to the good ol’ U.S.A.

I’m headed your way, Jose

(Cuervo that is, lil’ sunshine, some margaritas,

Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)



Up here we work our asses off just tryin’ to get ahead

But you can’t spend a dollar if you’ve worked yourself to death

From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta

Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta

Me, I’m headed your way

Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade



You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”

When I pass you at the border slap me a high five

You better pack a poncho ‘cause it sure gets cold up here

Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet

You can have the house and the bills I pay

Welcome to the good ol’ U.S.A.

I’m headed your way, Jose

(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,

Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)



You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”

When I pass you at the border slap me a high five

You better pack a poncho ‘cause you’ll freeze your ass off here

Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet

You can have the house and the bills I pay

Me, I’m kickin’ back in the Mexican shade

I’m headed your way, Jose

(Yeah, I’m hittin’ the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you

can have my car, that gas is killin’ me)