Chris Rock

Chris Rock - No Sex lyrics

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Goodevening Class of 1999 I have
 one piece of advice for you no
 matter what a stripper tells you
 there is no sex in the champagne
 room
 Oh theres champange in the champagne
 room but you dont want champange you
 sex in the champange room

 Dont go to parties with metal detectors
 sure it fells safe inside but what about
 all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit
 guns they know you aint got one if a women
 says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes
 twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and
 looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off
 that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have
 possible commited all those crimes Coolio did
 some of that shit young blackman if you go to
 the movie theater and someone steps on your foot
 let it slide why spend the next twenty years in
 jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread
 aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think
 of what im saying remember this one thing theres
 no sex in he champagne room

 [Gerald Lervert]



 Uhh
 no sex in the champagne room
 no sex in the champagne room
 no sex in the champagne room
 no sex in the champagne room
 no sex in the champagne room
 no sex in the champagne room
 abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
 abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

 [Chris Rock]


 If a homeless person has a funny sign
 he hasn't been homeless for that long
 a real homeless person is too hungry
 to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue
 she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has
 a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick
 heres a harascope for everyone
 Aquarius your going die
 Capricorn your going die
 Gemini your going die twice
 Leo your going die
 Scorpio your going die fuckin
 no one go's to hooters for wings
 if you been datinga man for four
 months and you haven't met any of
 his friends your not his girlfriend
 some of the things I've said may not
 apply to you some of the things I may
 have said may offened you
 no matter who you are yo must
 remember this one thing no matter
 what a stripper says
 there is no sex in the champagne room
 NONE!

 [Gerald Lervert]


 Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
 Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
 Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
 Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
 Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
 aint get none cant have none, naa
 in the champagne room
 there is absolutely postively no sex
 in the champagne room
 na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
 in the champagne room na na say na na

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