(samples "Expialodocious" by Pogo)





[Intro: conversation]

Welcome to The Swelly Express, can I help you?

Yea, can I get two roundtrips to New York please?

Sure, that'll be $48. Cash or credit?

($48? Damn!)

Uh, that'll be cash.

Thank you, your change is $2.

Departing from track five.

Thank you.

How did they know it was departing from track five?



Never chase girls, chase dreams first.

Motion picture drive, I concluded that my Dreamworks.

So I pace right, never see my brake lights.

Never trust a person, but fam too many great whites.

Never work without merit, never live but don't cherish, cause we only born to perish.

This is a luxury, tariff.

Here to preach a brand new sermon, Eric.

And it's hysteric.

They say you too pretentious, don't get into that.

Never the same, I'll bend left like a Democrat.

I would like to present you with this rap award.

And I got more gigs than a Apple store.

Ayo, you wildin' boy, you ain't even smiling boy.

It's like I'm on a boat, feeling lonely on this island boy.

My life will never be the same.

If never ever was, you'll probably feel my pain.



[Hook:]

This is forever, this beat is off that kleppa.

You could get shook if you lookin' a little extra.

Never fall off, just make it a little better.

And when it gets sunny, that's when we change up the weather.

And when you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And if you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And when you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And if you say you better, I bet I'll say never.



Uh, I never do as I'm supposed to.

Give Me the Light, Sean Paul, '02.

At homecoming, yea I went and brought my whole crew.

I thought I killed it, though they could not hear my vocals.

Damn, and they say why you roll that great stuff.

I take a pull and wonder why the Beatles break up.

Imagination is magic, so when I wake up, feel like I'm looking out at Hogwarts.

Would it be wrong to have meetings in my Boss shorts?

The flow excessive like cops, when they using what you call force.

Xaph, this beat, you probably should have brung to West.

I swear I'm never like a nun when it comes to sex.

And yea, I p-p-p-poker face her best bet.

Frequent flyer miles, yea I'm trying jet set.

It's gonna take me higher, might even make me flyer.

Life is a box of chocolates, so I prefer Godiva.



[Hook:]

This is forever, this beat is off that kleppa.

You could get shook if you lookin' a little extra.

Never fall off, just make it a little better.

And when it gets sunny, that's when we change up the weather.

And when you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And if you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And when you say you better, I bet I'll say never.

And if you say you better, I bet I'll say never.