All the boys he played cards with 

Couldn't wait til he came 

But they haven't seen him 

Since I got his last name 

He plays at home now 

And he always wins 

Those swingin' doors 

Don't do nothin' for him 



Cause he don't do bars anymore 

That ol' jukebox 

Don't turn him on like before 

We dance to our radio 

On our own hardwood floor 

No he don't do bars anymore 



He used to sit on a barstool 

Keepin' sad company 

Now he lays on the couch 

And he watches TV 

When he's wrapped up in my arms 

He knows what he's found 

So don't bother askin' 

For him to come 'round 



Cause he don't do bars anymore 

That ol' jukebox 

Don't turn him on like before 

We dance to our radio 

On our own hardwood floor 

No he don't do bars anymore 



No he don't do bars anymore