Verse 1



Why can't tings be easy like they are on TV

Hanging out with Greg and Marsha Brady

And later on Jerry there's the Ku Klux Klan

There's trouble in the Tanner household tonight

Cause DJ and Danny had a big fight

Don't worry it'll all work out cause

There's only ten min. left

To go in the show



Chorus



Why can't things be easy like they are on TV

Hanging out with Scooby and Three's Company



Verse 2



You wake up and you wanna start your day off right

So you watch the sports highlights from last night

Well what a surprise your favorite team, well they lost again

You can screw Canada AM

Give me the trashy talk shows my friend

Cause Sally Jessy Raphael, Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake

Are my best friends and I said



Chorus



Verse 3



You're done your homework but you're not ready for bed

So you decide to watch some TV instead

The only problem is what will you watch

Friends makes you laugh, ER makes you cry

And you wish that James Van Der Beek would die

So you could get to date the beautiful Katie Holmes

And I said



Chorus (2x)