I GOT A SECRET THAT I SHOULDN'T TELL
BUT I FIGURED OH WHAT THE HELL
I WAS YOUNG IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
I HAD A TEACHER BACK IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
HIGH HEELS SHORT SKIRT 
BOY THAT WAS CRUEL
I WAS IN LUST AND ACTING LIKE A FOOL
ONE DAY AFTER CLASS I ASKED HER
FOR A LITTLE KISS
SHE DROPPED HER PEN 
THEN WHEN SHE LEANED OVER
I JUST COULDN'T RESIST
AND I SAID..
UH-OH I NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE BEFORE
UH-OH GUESS I WON'T DO THAT ANY MORE
UH-OH IF TO LIVE IS TO LEARN 
THEN I'M LIVING LIFE RIGHT
HAD A PARTY IN MY COLLEGE DORM
AFTER THE LAST ONE WE WERE WARNED
SURE ENOUGH WE GOT BUSTED AGAIN
CALLED THE COPS AND THEY WROTE US UP
GOT A DATE WITH THE JUDGE 
AT THE END OF THE MONTH
MY DAD SAID I AIN'T PAYING 
FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN
FROM PARTY HEAVEN TO SEVEN ELEVEN
I GUESS THAT WASN'T SO BAD
BUT I TOOK A VACATION 
FROM MY PROBATION
GOT THIRTY DAYS IN THE CAN
AND I SAID..
UH-OH I KNOW I BEEN IN TROUBLE BEFORE
UH-OH GUESS I WON'T DO THAT ANY MORE
UH-OH IF TO LIVE IS TO LEARN 
THEN I'M LIVING LIFE RIGHT
ON THE JOURNEY THROUGH MY LIFE
THERE IS ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
TAKE A CHANCE AND DANCE THE DANCE
THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN GO
LAST NIGHT I GOT KICKED OUT OF BED
SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH SOMETHING I SAID
MAYBE THIS TIME I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT 
THAT I SAVED UP FOR HER
THIRTY FOUR D'S UP UNDER HER SHIRT
SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET 
BUT I TOLD MY FRIEND KURT
THEN MY FRIEND HE SAID IT AGAIN
SOON EVERYONE KNEW
SHE GOT SO UPSET 
I SAID DON'T FORGET
YOUR MAMAS' GOT THEM TOO
AND I SAID..
UH-OH I KNOW BEEN IN TROUBLE BEFORE
UH-OH GUESS I WON'T DO THAT ANY MORE
UH-OH IF TO LIVE IS TO LEARN
THEN I'M LIVING LIFE RIGHT